I had to share this post I read on Burnt Karma's site.
The dog ate my homework, and other lame excuses.
So there we were, reading in bed. Hubbs has Harry Potter, I have the latest New Scientist mag. It gets worse. I open the pages and they are stuck together with something very sticky and white!
Hubbs: OMFG, you're juicing up over New Scientist!
Me: I did not! It's baby vomit!
Hubbs: Yeah, sure, you fucking nerd!
Me: Yeah, well... you married me... nerd fucker!
It really was baby vomit. I promise!
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