Tuesday, December 15, 2009

New Word #1

Here is my new word. It's my word and it makes me happy. It's hyphenated because I think hyphens are cool and because the word hyphen is both fun to spell and almost slightly dirty.

I'm going to use it in a sentence.

That hamburger looks so good and juicy that I'm about to make it my mouth-bitch.

Thanks for reading.

Love, Krankiboy.




Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Posts I haven't written yet

1) The big burly mexican dudes who found my phone that I had dropped who I had to convince to let me buy it back for a shit load of money.

2) Why I'm barely ever at home anymore - the Roommate DramaRama

3) My dream invention - the Kid-a-pult: Capable of launching kids to their parents place of work by stuffing them into a large inflatable safety ball. FIRE!