Tuesday, October 12, 2004

Why kiss ass, when a kitten will lick it for you?

Nothing will get you in better with the boss than replacing her deceased cat with an identical baby-sized version of the original. I now think that she would probably take a bullet for me.

One a related note: Does anybody want a blue eyed caucasian baby? I have some in my trunk if you wanna pick one out. I'll make you a great deal. And if you order today I'll even throw in a free housebreaking wee-wee pad.


Anonymous said...

And the little rough tongue gets all the hard to reach areas. Good thinking.

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