This crazy girl (one of 35) that I dated in college said she fantasized that one day she'd run into Snoop Dogg at a party while wearing her monacle and "He'd think I was so fly, that he'd give give my vanilla pudding a swirl on his big chocolate bar." I didn't know what the fuck to that so I said, "Uh.. you have a monacle? That's neat."
I never got any vanilla pudding. I knew I should have majored in gangsta rap.
I can catch flies with my bare hands.
I like Mint Chip ice cream.
I was expelled from Nursery School.
I like people that like me.
If we were in prison together I would be the guy to talk to about procuring things.
My favorite words are cumshaw, fustigate and girth.
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Snoop Dogg is the sexiest mutha I've ever seen.
This crazy girl (one of 35) that I dated in college said she fantasized that one day she'd run into Snoop Dogg at a party while wearing her monacle and "He'd think I was so fly, that he'd give give my vanilla pudding a swirl on his big chocolate bar." I didn't know what the fuck to that so I said, "Uh.. you have a monacle? That's neat."
I never got any vanilla pudding. I knew I should have majored in gangsta rap.
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