Wednesday, January 05, 2005

ME DAY! Or HORNY BOB

I love the rights you get only your birthday. You can be thoroughly bratty, self-centered and demanding. It's like reliving my spoiled little kid youth all over again. Although Penny did get pissed when I tried to eat some of her half of the incredible Oreo crumble sundae we had at Bandera. Oh and C list celebrity Bob Saget was there. You know, the guy who played Dad to the Olsen Twins on the shitcom Full House. Hm... Perhaps celebri-lite is a more accurate description. Anyhowz he was there and he seemed to be hitting on one of the new male waiters.

BOB SAGET: "I come here twice a week, and I haven't seen you before. You must be a new addition."
WAITER DUDE: "Yeah, I just started last week."
BOB SAGET: Well, hi, I'm Bob." SUBTEXT - You're fresh looking man meat and I'm a Bobcat on the prowl. I'll get your number later and we can make a manwich.

I never though of Bob Saget as a raging bottom. Actually I never really thought of Bob Saget. I hope he doesn't google his name and come across this. That might be embarrassing for him. Couldn't you see him doing exactly that.

Fuckslut! This post was supposed to be about me and then Bob Saget had to pop into my head and ruin everything. I hate you Bob. Right now I hate you like a 14 year-old girl hates her nosy mother.

On the subject of teenagers I saw a great title at the book store yesterday.

I already have plans to have somebody else raise my teenage girl from the age of 13 to 17 and if I have a boy from 10 to 14... possibly 23.







4 comments:

tealou said...

That book is obviously the prequel to: "get out of my life bitch, but can you make me dinner first?"

Nu-Ju said...

Cheryl Hehehe.

Jellyfish said...

Full House was my first obsession. I loved it so much when I was seven. In a tragic twist of fate, it screened at the same time as my tap dance class. I used to stad there clutching the barre, doing my little shuffle-hops, actually praying to God that my Dad would remember to press record on the VCR. This pointless story was posted here in order to demonstrate why I found it exciting that you saw an ageing C-lister in a restaurant. Please next time can you get his autograph for me. Yours sincerely, J. Fish

kranki said...

Really? You want an autograph? Who else is on your list in case I see them? Seriously?