Go Naked to the Office!

While looking up info on the Britcom The Office, this juicy article title immediately peaked my interest. Is it leather gear that people want to wear to work? Kinky.

Naked to the Office is Now Legal

New business leather products inspired by requests from the legal, mortgage, insurance, banking and real estate industries.
(PRWEB) January 17, 2005 -- Damiano Designer Accessories, Ltd., a New York City based leather manufacturer recently introduced a new line of business Naked Leather products. The line was inspired by requests from the legal, mortgage, insurance, banking and real estate industries for leather products that will accommodate 8 1/2" wide by 14" high (legal size) paper. Today, most people take paper sizes for granted. The history of paper sizes was a complex matter and eventually warranted government intervention. At one time The United States used three different paper sizes. Government committees came up with separate standards, 8" x 10 1/2" for the government, 8 1/2" x 11" (letter size) and 8 1/2" x 14" (legal size) for the rest of us. In the early 1980's President Reagan proclaimed that 8 1/2" x 11" (letter size) is the official national standard. Although beneficial too many industries it also was negative to others.In today's business world, letter size documents are widely used and are by far the most common. The demand for legal size documents and products, although popular at one time, is slowly declining.Specific business industries are still dependent on legal size documents and are finding it extremely difficult to locate products to accommodate their needs. To address this problem, Damiano's new products include an assortment of legal size Naked Leather zippered and non-portfolios. During 2005, Damiano will expand the line to include legal size Naked Leather binders. Damiano Designer Accessories, Ltd., a privately owned company was established in 1995. When established, Damiano's primary business included corporate branding and custom designed leather products manufactured to client specifications. Today, it has expanded its line to include high quality Naked Leather business products for the retail and promotional products markets. The products are available in both letter and legal sizes. Damiano's trademark is "Go Naked to the Office."

Obviously I was disappointed that they were talking about paper holders. Whoever wrote this article should be held down and given a series of severe papercuts across their eyelids. Next time you go around putting the words "naked, office and leather into the same sentence you'd better follow up by throwing in some gratuitous sex. You hack. Well, you did mention Ronald Reagan, I guess that's pretty hot.