Monday, January 24, 2005

Shades of Sheriff

"Freeze there girlies ors I'll fill ya fulla Sheriff Juice! Better yet, run for it. That'll make it more of a sweaty sportin' event. Lemme just git my ropin' lasso sews I can catchya."

There is just something special about being Sherriff.

Is it the Power, the Rock, the Roll, the Sex, the Drugs, the stable of wild women? You decide.

"You have the right to remain sexy! Okay. You're free to go. Why no, I don't have a key to those handcuffs. What shall we do?"

1 comment:

You've Got What I Need... said...

Does that officer of the law have a search warrant to go with his stash?

If so, I'm GUILTY as charged.