Sunday, December 12, 2004

Somebody Down There Likes Me :)


Oh. My. God! I am so happy that I just accidentally spelled God with a capital "G". My Platonic Life Partner and the Sherrif have sent me such good goodies. It makes me feel as happy as the panties in this picture! I had to cover some of the postcard because it was a bit too HARD CORE even for the Krankiboy Khronicles. I am now going to TRY and sleep as it is almost time to get up.

8 comments:

ms fits said...

YOU GOT IT!!


So irrationally excited right now.

Do the leather chaps fit or should we have them altered?

Sherriff said...

And that's lube, not amyl ok?

kranki said...

The chaps are actually a bit loose but I'll wear them out the next time it rains and they should tighten up nicely. The rhinestones jab me pretty hard on my betweenus (area between the anus and penis) anytime I lean over, but in a good way.

Lube? Shit I spread it on toast I thought it was jam or fruit spread. Thank you for not sending me any Vegemite. I wore my Sorry hat out today and the girl at the coffee shop asked me what it meant and I told her it was an Aussie thing and she wouldn't understand. She nodded and then asked. "Do you me Ozzie Osborne?"

~cassidy~ said...

chaps?? oh man...

Buck Fudd said...

Fits! You sent him the pony tail butt plug I asked for, didn't you? Didn't you?! *chokes back tears of betrayal*

Sherriff said...

I TOTALLY you Ozzy Osbourne. I you Ozzy Osbourne like I've never Ozzy Osbourned anyone before.

I mean that.

kranki said...

"Do you MEAN Ozzie Osborne?" Way to fuck up a semi-humorous anecdote, huh?

I blame the lack of narcotics and the fresh LA air I've been getting.

Anonymous said...

We forgive you. Thank you for making me believe in the voting process once again.

Mike G. - Vermont