Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Kuriosity Killed The Krankiboy

I got this in my email inbox today. I don't know who these people are so I am afraid to open it.

From: Gino Hess: Subject: Reinaldo call your brother to do it.

It seems suspicious. It could possibly be a virus, but I'm really curious to find out. In fact I'm dying. So if any of you are feeling lucky or have some office computer where you don't care if it gets infected then by all means open it and tell me what it's about. Aren't you dying to know what Gino wants Reinaldo to ask his brother to do?

Oh, what a quandary.


Jellyfish said...

This email is totally connected to the Mob. If you open it, you'll find out that Gino is asking Reinaldo to get his brother, Roberto, a.k.a 'The Slicer,' to 'whack' somebody. Don't. Open. It. Kranki. They know where you live and they've seen where you sleep. I know this because I saw it in a movie a few hundred million times.

kranki said...

This blogger protection program I'm in is for shit!