Sunday, December 05, 2004

Hot Date


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10 comments:

Sherriff said...

Run! Feds!

kranki said...

This is Krankiboy! NOT Matilda.

There's a knock at my door. Hmmm, I'm not expecting anybody... Wonder who it is.

*opens door*

*Twelve F.B.I. Agents burst into apartment laser scopes trained on
my vital organs*

FBI reads me the charges.

Me: "What fourteen year-old girls, officer?... No way!... Those little girls said they were 10, how could they both be pregnant? I'm the victim here!"


Sheriff-
My friend was going to put some cool art on my blog for me and she blogjacked me and now I'm Matilda and she has the password so I can't change it back.

la nadine said...

you must give me this friend's home address NOW.

i have the sexy ninja carb army on standby waiting for "the word".

p.s. i think matilda is a sexy name and very becoming on you. (cue "if i was on you i'd be coming..." joke from sherriff).

Sherriff said...

Errr...if I was on you I'd be coming...

kranki said...

la nadine: She's away in Philadelphia at a Pixies concert. But I will give the word when you should release the army. But be careful she's a tough S.O.B.

I thought Sheriff would be all sexed out after a weekend in the woods with Bob Ellis.

Sherriff said...

Sexed out?

Sexed. Out?

Not quite sure what that means...

But it sounds kinky!

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Sherriff said...

Sergeant Fun. That's what my Drill Sergeant used to say to me..."Alright, MAGGOT, YOU WORM, you UP for some FUN, for some...SERGEANT FUN?"

He then proceeded to put the Drill in Drill Sergeant.

Then I had to give him fifty.

Cheapskate.

Aaah, how I miss those Army Days.

*hic*

kranki said...

g-night sarge!

la nadine said...

yay! kranki returns!

welcome back corporal carby.