This time EVIL runs in a pack.

Fluffy put it best when she wrote 'Puppies for sale... Oh, the humanity!'


Sweet Lucifer's Flaming Banjo! What horror hath man unleashed?

If I wanted a porcelain paperweight of a dachshund puppy dressed as a prostitute I'd.... well, if I did, I hope some friend would have the decency to kill me. It should be a quick yet brutal murder to help serve as an example for others. It took a second glance to see that these things are supposed to be actual living pets, not refrigerator magnets.

I especially love that they show the puppies in natural poses, such as standing atop a leather bound book and wearing a referee outfit. Why didn't they have one with a puppy snorkeling or perhaps two puppies ballroom dancing? They could name them Fred and Ginger and the charming duo could dance their way into their new owner's heart right after making a quick stop to tap dance all the money out of her "World's Greatest Grandma" embroidered purse.

Does it cost extra to have them glazed so they will never get dirty or smudged?

I'm going to ask if mine can come wearing a sailor suit with whipped cream and rainbow sprinkles.