Friday, November 11, 2005

Secret Agent Dog


His codename is 8ball.

He moves with pitter-patter stealth, virtually invisible at night.

He uses his puppy dog eyes as a deadly weapon.


In my previous post I told you about a Randsom note that I received.
I have mused about my puzzling situation and have come to only one logical conclusion. Clearly the villians want this dog. I assume that perhaps his previous master was eliminated by enemy agents but he was clever enough to feed the micro chip with the vital and secret information to this little dog. How the dog knew to find me I don't know. Perhaps it was just luck. All I know, is that now, after I foolishly sent out an email with the dog's picture (to get him adopted) the enemy agents know I have the pooch and they need him back. It would also explain why our secret agent dog sets off metal detectors. At great personal expense I had the dog fitted with the red explosive collar. I truly hope I am not forced to detonate the collar. But the little dog knew the risks when he signed on to be a secret agent. Currently both the dog and I are expertly disguised with large blonde mustaches and aviator glasses so nobody will be able to recognize us.

7 comments:

fluffy said...

That disguise is fooling noone.

Jellyfish said...

Fluffy! How did you do that?!

HOLY CRAP THAT DOG IS CUTE. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT - THIS IS THE WEEK OF CHIHUAHUA HAPPINESS!

*stops shouting*

But still. How cool.

kranki said...

Fluffy that is fantastic. You have skills.

fluffy said...

And yet I'm virtually unemployable. WON'T SOMEONE RECOGNISE MY TALENT FOR MAKING AMUSING COMPOSITE IMAGES?

Must get back to work now.

Tuppence said...

Surely 'Dumbo' would have been a better name? Look at the size of its ears, for Christ's sake. That's just ridiculous.

Buck Fudd said...

Adorable, but a very earnest looking pup. Does he ever look happier than this? And his eyes in those first two pics are freakish. I've never seen blue-eye in photos before.

kranki said...

Sometimes I wonder if I dropped him from my second floor apartment if his ears would catch wind so he could float gently down to the ground. But I fear he might soar into the street.