Wednesday, November 09, 2005
This time EVIL runs in a pack.
Fluffy put it best when she wrote 'Puppies for sale... Oh, the humanity!'
Sweet Lucifer's Flaming Banjo! What horror hath man unleashed?
If I wanted a porcelain paperweight of a dachshund puppy dressed as a prostitute I'd.... well, if I did, I hope some friend would have the decency to kill me. It should be a quick yet brutal murder to help serve as an example for others. It took a second glance to see that these things are supposed to be actual living pets, not refrigerator magnets.
I especially love that they show the puppies in natural poses, such as standing atop a leather bound book and wearing a referee outfit. Why didn't they have one with a puppy snorkeling or perhaps two puppies ballroom dancing? They could name them Fred and Ginger and the charming duo could dance their way into their new owner's heart right after making a quick stop to tap dance all the money out of her "World's Greatest Grandma" embroidered purse.
Does it cost extra to have them glazed so they will never get dirty or smudged?
I'm going to ask if mine can come wearing a sailor suit with whipped cream and rainbow sprinkles.
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So ... how much an hour?
For doggie style? Because if you're into the kinky Missionary stuff that's gonna cost extra.
GET BACK THAT PUPPY IS WEARING A GRENADE BELT!
hey kranky, this fool is floating on through nonsense again, and feeling very kranky at 5 in the morn... So hop by when u can and rid me of the krankiness! :P
Those eyes spell L-O-V-E... just like that "tattoo" you left on someone. Somewhere.
does that puppy have a hair extension happening?
i really don't like to see animals in clothes. it affects me.
ggzzuzad
I wanna hear more about that "tattoo" YGWIN mentioned. There's clearly a story there ...
And the quotation marks only make it more interesting ...
There may be a "Tattoo" story but you will have to hear it from YGWIN, she tells it much better than I do.
i vaguely remember posting a comment when drunken earlier... did I or am i blocked out from your kingdome?
I always thought Lucifer played the piano accordion?
I just ovulated looking at that image.
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