You should expect rock and roll music, beer in cans, drugs, hot/cold weather, possible violent storms, mud/dust, dunlop volleys, infectious goodwill.
Bring: clothes for very hot weather, clothes for very cold weather, clothes for very wet weather, a hat, a wristband, a chair, sunglasses, softcore pornography (for quiet moments), beer in cans, drugs, an esky (okay, a cooler or whatever the fuck they call it over there), barbecue shapes, dunlop volleys, infectious goodwill.
You're going to Meredith?! So jealous. You can be like i was last year, a fresh faced babe in the woods, being corrupted in the best possible way by your festival companions.
Peter: Look for me there I will be the one wearing a "Now Open" sign that I recently found on the street. Or perhaps the sign will be on the back of the krankivan.
Daniel: Dear boy. Your pictures from last year's Meredith were lovelyful and gave me my first glimpse of the event. I'll snap some shots to share with you, but my photographic eye, equipment and skill are nothing compared to yours. Hopefully I can get a good shot of the infectious goodwill.
Hey kranky a new year's party plan is under construction over on nonsense; so when you're done with meredith, come by, an invation is pending, cause a party isn't one if there is no krankiness. Bring the krankivan too, it might be needed!
I can catch flies with my bare hands.
I like Mint Chip ice cream.
I was expelled from Nursery School.
I like people that like me.
If we were in prison together I would be the guy to talk to about procuring things.
My favorite words are cumshaw, fustigate and girth.
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You should expect rock and roll music, beer in cans, drugs, hot/cold weather, possible violent storms, mud/dust, dunlop volleys, infectious goodwill.
Bring: clothes for very hot weather, clothes for very cold weather, clothes for very wet weather, a hat, a wristband, a chair, sunglasses, softcore pornography (for quiet moments), beer in cans, drugs, an esky (okay, a cooler or whatever the fuck they call it over there), barbecue shapes, dunlop volleys, infectious goodwill.
See you there.
You're going to Meredith?! So jealous. You can be like i was last year, a fresh faced babe in the woods, being corrupted in the best possible way by your festival companions.
Peter: Look for me there I will be the one wearing a "Now Open" sign that I recently found on the street. Or perhaps the sign will be on the back of the krankivan.
Daniel: Dear boy. Your pictures from last year's Meredith were lovelyful and gave me my first glimpse of the event. I'll snap some shots to share with you, but my photographic eye, equipment and skill are nothing compared to yours. Hopefully I can get a good shot of the infectious goodwill.
Hey kranky a new year's party plan is under construction over on nonsense; so when you're done with meredith, come by, an invation is pending, cause a party isn't one if there is no krankiness. Bring the krankivan too, it might be needed!
Meredith's an ace chick. She makes a wicked vegemite and cheese roll. You'll love it.
I'M BACK. YOU LOVE ME. ALL IS GOOD.
And hey - thanks for the trendy link!
I will always be, your one and only:
BEVIS
So who's going to get Kranki to run the Meredith Gift?
Send me photographic evidence and you'll win a prize.
Bevis: Don't ever doubt my love.
Elaine: Gin and Tonic might talk kranki into such stupidity.
If I don't feel like running in the race I'll be sure to send you a nice snapshot to tuck under your pillow.
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