Friday, November 04, 2005

A Kranki Oasis


She's real damn it!


The Krankiboy KhroniclesRecent Visitors by Location
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#81
Saudi Arabia Riyadh, Ar Riyad

Can I just say I think it's cool that somebody in Saudia Arabia is a regular reader of my blog. I hope it's a wealthy princess who has been taugh 625 secret sensual methods to make a man climax. Hell, I'm not demanding. I'd even settle for an heiress who knew just 408 ways. Actually just some lovely lady who could buy me dinner and then order me to massage her silken igloo would be fine. But it's probably not a Saudi princess. It's more likely to be some brawny, eunic guard with a sharp and massive scimitar. Kinda like the dude from that Bugs Bunny cartoon. Remember the one where Bugs and Daffy get lost on the way to Pismo Beach and find the Sultan's Treasure? Good times. Bugs, Daffy and I had some good times.

I am off to Australia at the end of November and I am as excited as I am poor. However I have always relied on the kindness of talented and sexy bloggers. Thanks sexy bloggers. This orphan is thankful that you will be giving me a roof. I'd have settled for just a rufie to kill the pain, but you have to keep the fans happy*. God damn world tours.

This hemisphere can kiss my grits.

*intentional pomposity for reverse self-depricating effect.

18 comments:

BEVIS said...

Good to see you're getting back in the dating game, Kranki. She seems nice.

BEVIS said...

Also, woo-hoo!

I can't wait until late November! I'll have to make sure I'm out of the country at the time.

Tuppence said...

Um, Kranki...

You are coming to Sydney, right? Because I don't hold with Melbourne.

fluffy said...

Yes Kranki will you be getting your fine self up to Sydney? It would be a shame to come all this way and miss the jewel in the stinky belly button of the east coast.

Gregory Surlyboy said...

Hello, Kranki. I have tagged you.

MelbourneGirl said...

i have never really understood what grits are

Anonymous said...

Southern American cooking especially breakfast includes grits which are... I give up read this.

http://www.grits.com/discript.htm

kranki said...

I have been tagged, well as soon as I figure out what that means I will take the appropriate actions.

MelbourneGirl said...

thank you anonymous. i can't believe there is a website dedicated to grits.

Magical_M said...

and it has cheerful little cartoon grits sliding down the spoon into the bowl!

Jellyfish said...

Yes, along with s'mores, peanut butter and jelly, root beer and churros, some American foods will remain a mystery to us.

Maybe when you arrive, we can finally make some s'mores. Will they have the ingredients here? Well, there's a place called the American shop where they sell American food so we can get it there.

I haven't commented here in ages, and here you have it - a rambling semi-incoherent message about American food. I'll blame the jetlag.

BEVIS said...

Kranki, you don't need to do two meme lists if you don't wanna. See my reply to your question on my blog as well.

Just credit both Gregory Surlyboy as well as me for tagging you, and I'm sure we'll both be happy. :)

ms fits said...

SILKEN IGLOO??

kranki said...

Bevis, whenever I read your comments I always hear them in a Kermit the Frog voice.

kranki said...

Silken Igloo a.k.a. Honey Hive, Treasure Trove, Amore Alley, Love Lagoon, Sticky Trap, The Bait Shop, Groove Tube, Cockholster*, Slurp n' Slide, Cargonad Hold...

Is it getting warm in here?






*property of YGWIN enterprises.

sergeant fun said...

hi krankster. melbourne is fantastic! have a great time!

grits are best when butter, salt and pepper are added, then plop a fried egg and some bacon on top. a meal in a bowl!

Tuppence said...

When attending school in a suburb of Paris, young impressionable schoolgirl Tuppence asks the boys for French swears.

'Cock garage' is the one that's stayed with me.

PS - Will attend to meme shortly.

fluffy said...

ASSAN, CHOP!

big guy with scimitar. don't mind me - i took a wrong turn at albuquerque.