Monday, November 14, 2005

"Dude, sweet tattoo."



This photo was taken by my Boudist friend.

No sexuality judgment here. I simply can not believe that anybody would pay money and endure pain to have this put on their back for the rest of their lives. It's going to make it really difficult to get that life guard job down at the Boys and Girls Club. I am racking my brain to think of a worse tattoo. Hm... possibly a tattoo of George Bush skull-fucking my mom. Maybe. Damn, now I'm going to start have those merman rape nightmares again.

15 comments:

daniel said...

It's one sweet tattoo, but just to note in the interests of accuracy, i didn't actually take the photo, i handed the camera to someone while they photographed my back.

I mean. I found it somewhere in the net.

PiesFan90 said...

I'm looking for the safe sex message here.

[not looking too closely though]

BEVIS said...

My mother has the same tatt.

(And a very similar back, coincidentally ...)

sophistikfool said...

About the not very clear previous comments, I meant I like "swallow" a song, by placebo. They're a british band. And it was in regards to the title of your post... Hard apologies to swallow. A thing I do, and shouldn't so often... Because people take advantage of a foolish soul. But not a kranky one!
Cheers, and nice tattoo and pic, and back...

kranki said...

sophistikfool: Thanks for the clarification.

As my fourth frade teacher Mrs. Kemper always said...

"Swallowing is like a hug from from your mouth."

kranki said...

Mrs. Kemper would often repeat words for emphasis.


Bevis, don't take this the wrong way, but your mom... is she seeing anybody serious right now or single?

BEVIS said...

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that the bikie gang who owns her might kill me.

(Or, as Mrs Kemper might say: "I refuse to answer that that question on the the grounds that the bikie gang who who owns her might might kill me.")

gun street girl said...

Yeah, that really is an ugly tat, interestingly enough I don't really have a problem with the content, it's just not represented in a way that appeals to my aesthetic sensibilities...

Buck Fudd said...

Shite. I hope he gets strip searched at Riyadh international airport one day.

kranki said...

Buck: I think he's hoping to get forcefully strip searched by men in uniform as well.

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kranki said...

Muffin: Bevis reads these comments and there you go insulting his mom. Tact my dear, tact.

Buck Fudd said...

But maybe not flayed and decapitated.

kranki said...

Flayed you say? That's kinky.

BEVIS said...

Nah, that's alright. It was fair.