It's hard being a girl.
Everyday they are put under intense social pressure. Pressure to wear exactly the right clothes, to make precisely the right friends, to put out just enough to keep the guys on the Varsity Basketball team happy. Somebody decided that Pre-teen girls don't have enough crap to deal. So now they've come up with this.
Did that say they come in "fun flavors?" Red Menace? It's either biting satire or a sign that the end of the world is near.
"Put this in your vagina!"
"Wait... But... why?! You're scaring me."
"It does exactly what its told, it puts the pre-pon in the hole."
Sorry, fo the outburst. It's just stress. I've been feeling a bit pre-pre-menstrual today.
*Thanks go out to Carson for sharing.
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Why am I the first person to leave a comment on posts like these??
coz I wasn't here early enuff.
You know I nearly couldn't understand what you were on about, but now I get it. nuff said.
OH GOD. OH GODDY GOD.
Kranki, is this a joke? Please tell me it is?
Why does the kite fly out of her vagina? WHY?
*is terrified*
Are these fun-flavoured, pre-menstrual, vaginal kites available only in your country?
I'm hoping this phenomenon is contained within your continent ands spreads no further.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
do they actually insert them or do they eat them? are they lolly pops designed to desensitise the poor dears so they aren't traumatised when they start bleeding?
i'm feeling really disturbed now. i can't even cope with tweenie bra and [tries not to dry retch] "panty" sets at target for, like, four year olds.
No Patrick, you're just really, really good.
Poor traumitized Jelly and M.G..
Happy thoughts for happy girls. Lalalalalalal.... happy...
What about Rectal Piercings and Scrotum Cleavage?
Sorry, sometimes I just ooze romance.
gun street girl. I can read through the lines and the answer is "yes." I wold be happy to bring you a variety pack as soon as they are made available.
Juat promise me... one at at time, okay?
I'm starting to get nervous. Sexually.
Thanks, but I'm not sure I could keep hold of the kite and run with it at the same time. So don't worry about it this time.
I think perhaps Kranki's offering to hold it for you ...
Oh lord, I wouldn't know what comes out of a vagina! I've never seen one except in movies!! Thank god too...
Bevis: How rude of you to assume that Patrick was a heterosexual of great prowess.
As far as the notion that kites fly out of vaginas... I'm headed off to the vagina store right now to settle the argument once and for all.
Fair enough, my apologies Patrick.
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