Thursday, August 25, 2005

LA VALUES

Got this in my mail.


Huh?




These sorts of ads annoy me. They show you exactly how fucked up the values in Los Angeles are.

When I look at Daddy's lil princess with her perky smile. I want to roll up my sleeves and go to work with my punching fists until I've pugilized her into a moist and frothy diva paste.

4 comments:

BEVIS said...

Erm, ... that is to say:

Absolutely.

You've Got What I Need... said...

The motorized charging of cell phones has gotten WAY out of control.

Maybe they're intimating here, with this imagelry, that she's relinquishing the keys to her automobile in order to put in her community service hours at the local soup kitchen. Valet parking comes standard, right?

You've Got What I Need... said...

imagelry. imagery. hehe.

Anonymous said...

She looks like someone who would brag to everyone she knows that she was at a club in LA where Paris Hilton showed up.

OR...

One of the people in those McDonald's commercials showing that they're open late, then it shows a car full of diverse young people coming from a club, craving big macs. Like people who snort coke in the bathroom all night actually get hungry.