Thursday, August 04, 2005

I Fucking Love You

Wellz I don't check my blog traffic much (bi-hourly) but I saw that my site traffic has been up of late.

I don't know why that's so satisfying to me right now, but it is. It floats my boat, cradles my baby ego and puffs my pastry. Is that sad? Don't answer.

My thanks go out to all you more popular and more sexier and more betterful writier bloggers for sending me the linkage love. Please continue to help me shoot my kranki joy jam all over the web like a massive, money-shot wad splurting upon the back of conservative media.

Please keep the doggies rollin in. I will do my best to earn your continued blog support.

Sincerely,

Krankiboy

5 comments:

You've Got What I Need... said...

Joy Jam-- is that your new boy band?

angela said...

Is joy jam what makes a fuckstain? Just want to clarify.

kranki said...

YGWIN?! Bad Pony! New boy band? Why would you think the old boy band would ever break up? Is Roland back on the crystal? Well, regardless of the band we want you to use your lips on the albumn cover. In fact the entire band really needs your lips.


Dearest angela...

Joy jam is but one part of a fuckstain. You need some other type of.... to make it a true fuckstain. Perhaps we can consult a maid that works in on of those motels that charge by the hour.

Isn't it amazing that the same thing that can bring a beautiful baby into this world can also cause a fuckstain.

Is that Utopia I smell?

Anonymous said...

Krank it! You be Khronic Kool!

BAD PONY!! AOOOHHH!!

*proceeds to use this phrase frequently for no apparent reason*

kranki said...

It's cool. I once use the phrase "chili dawg" instead of "wow" or "oh my god."

By the way. Anonymous comments get me hot. Especially when they are sarcastically hip and slightly mocking. Don't get me wrong other things get me hot too.