Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Five Finger Disney Discount

One Disney Pin... $8.95



Catch of the Day... $9.00


Dozens more pins and anklets and toe rings and bracelets and necklaces... um... quite a lot.


Four JEDI TRAINING ACADEMY Magnets... $16.00


Assorted Postcards... $9.00


Scrunchie Nemo... $4.00


Rubber Bendable STYRACOSAURUS... $14.00


Lil Tigger Wallet... $10.00


Power Claw... $6.00


Pretty Princess Postcard and Picture Book... $5.00


Three Velcro Monkeys... $27.00


Princess Jasmine Doll... $12.00



Mickey Mouse Ears... $6.95


It's A Small World Musical Snow Globe... $12.95



Stealing a whole mess of crap* from Disneyland with your friend...

Priceless.

Actually it adds up to $335.45 plus tax.



*Grumpy Ski Hat, Bouncy Light-up balls and T-shirt and crayons not pictured.

7 comments:

Clokeeeey! said...

Ten teenagers won't be getting paid today.

la nadine said...

And there goes this weeks contribution to the german neo-nazi party.

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BEVIS said...

I find this most amusing!!

I'll give you $5 Australian (so that's about 38 cents US) for the Princess Jasmine Doll.

Buck Fudd said...

They're not velcro monkeys: They're velcro gibbons!

kranki said...

Buck Fudd: Actually the brown monkey is a gibbon. The black velcro monkey says it's a Colobus Monkey and the Grey one is a Langur. But yeah, the do all look like gibbons.

Nadly: Fear not, I sent them a lovely batch of yummy swastika-shaped cyanide cookies.

Clokeeeey!: I think Disney just has their oblivious teenage employees to work in the cotton-candy mines below the park.

Bevis: I stole that Jasmine doll for another perverted young man. I naturally assumed that you already had a complete collection of the stuffed Disney princesses.

BEVIS said...

Good call.

I do.