Honorable Mention

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I am putting the photos together into something that I hope will be magical and lead to eternal bliss and planetary harmony. If it achieves anything less than that, I swear to the Sweet Baby Jesus in Heaven, I will go on a motherfuckin' killing spree.

I love those Fucksters...