What's Wrong with America? A Pictorial

She'll get your Confederate flag flappin' in the wind.


Not sure how the pride of gun ownership relates in any way to the election.


Underage drinking and voting are a deadly combo.


We like to kill stuff. That way they're dead.


John Kerry failed to capture the all important accordian enthusiast vote.


And by the way, Myrna and I are both single and looking. :)
Do you know any conservative accordian players?


I guess Kerry shouldn't have said all those things about how much he hates families. I'm sorry if your Redneck baby comes out a stillborn or deformed. Fingers Crossed. Sweet haircut, dude.


Another Republican and his gun sharing an intimate moment.

Another Gun? Am I detecting a trend?



And from the looks of it, it's a wild rock-out with your cock out party!
Slow down and pace yourselves folks.


Sometimes she lets me stick it in her while we watch the The O'Riley Factor.




"I hate you long-haired hippy freaks. Hey, dude, let's do another bong hit to celebrate Bush's victory!"



You're clearly not cowards. It takes brave women to shave off their eyebrows and draw them in with pencil.


Hmmm... more guns...?



Go, go, Gonzman! You tell those Islamofascist butt-monkeys!



I'm here in the thick, lush, grassy fields of Iraq.



We're proud to belong to a wonderful Church that does all our thinking for us.



Mommy and Daddy am homeschooling me, because it is more better.



Damn, it's the real Captain America! Look at that mighty shield.


Even the Republican animals use firearms and foul language.



Being a republican makes Cheryl feel sexy! Trust me, that churning feeling in your stomach is pure lust."
Skanky Human Troll Dolls From the 80's Beaten with Ugly Sticks for Bush!


I am sorry for touching all those children though.



Get him, Burl, shoot that darkie good!


I am a very well adjusted person, with a deep understanding of domestic and international politics.



Cowboy hat? Check. Shirtless? Check. Barbed wire tattoo? Yup. Enormous truck, loaded rifle and fag-hunting dog. Yee-Haw! "I'll oil myself up and then we're all set, Rex!"



"Jenna, you rule! You got your hands on the best coke, like, ever. It was soo good. It made his cock all hard and numb and he pounded me for hours. Do you have one of those morning after pills? Also I was wondering if your dad needs an intern?



Kiss Fan Turns Out in Record Number for Bush!



Yup, we Americans hate freedom. We want to live someplace where our "leader" just does whatever the fuck he wants! Oh, wait, I guess we're fine here then. Nevermind.



"See, with the bar attached to his head he's easier to hold when I fuck him in the pooper."




I believe all the "men in your life" love you for your huge and bountiful political intellect. F.Y.I. In the event of a water emergency Lorie here can be used as a flotation and fornication device.



Oh, good I was worried the Republicans were low on guns.



"Two things I love most are Monty Python's Flying Circus and George W. Bush." They just go so well together.


"Make sure you have enough guns there, Randall. Bin laden might be sneaking up the driveway right now!"


Send Marvin over and the insurgents will quickly crumble.



There was no political message from her. She let's her body do all the talkin'.



Cool. She's already got her helmet. Send her off to Iraq.



That's funny, none of the Democratic voters posed with enormous rifles.


Or... machine guns.

In the frozen tundra.


No caption necessary here.



"Mother says I look quite handsome in uniform and if I don't come home in a body bag I just might find a girl. Right, Mother?"



Unless they decide to tax sideburns.


Just because I wear a dog collar doesn't mean I'm not a proud Republican.


Red America! How chillingly catchy.



"I am not sorry that my daddy is a pawn of the white man."




"When we grow up we're going to be just like the Bush Girls, but sluttier!"


Okay, but what exactly does that have to do with the gun?


My therapist says he's going to leave his wife and marry me.


I think he's being sarcastic. It's subtle. He gets the prize for human stain I'd most like to see eaten alive by cougars.


The buck stops here! Killing is good for a boy my age.



"Perfect, my naughty Raggity Anne. You looked very political in that photo. Now, what do say we snap a few more shots of you in your zebra thong. And then we'll get some split beaver shots to show off your sexy, red Bush. Ha. Get it? You're sure you're 18, right?"

"Yes, Mr. Cheney, I'm almost 19!"

"Good, 'cause, I'm about to stuff your ballot box!"



Yeah, toooooo baaaad. Now Bush doesn't get to be President of New York. Sorry, that's just the way it works.



Can you sense that a hot and sexy three-way is about to go down? Watch out for paper cuts.


I hope these images help explain who lives in all those RED states and counties. Be proud to call yourself a BUSH Republican? Clearly you're in fine company.