Just thinking practically for a minute here. Our Island Nation would absolutely need a Mistress of Education. You know, for the kids. Let's teach life skills they'll actually use outside the classroom. Do we want to learn trigonometry or how to achieve machine gun-like bursting multiple orgasms?
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Coach would help you stay fit and healthy. He'd also play Santa every Christmas. Yeah, we'd still celebrate Christmas. Why? Because I like getting presents for people? It's the season of giving. Don't like Christmas? Well, fuck you and the Sweet Baby Jesus both! It wouldn't be a religious holiday. Who's hypothetical island are we talking about here?
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I'm thinking of this for our flag. Perhaps with a Tropical Island Background.
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"I allow you to introduce yourselfs ta me. I am so damn happy I want to sing 'cause I'd be appointed da Secretary General of Bling Bling!" I imagine we'd have a lot of bake sales.
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The Secretary of Defense (far left) and the Ambassador to Jamaica (middle) and the Chancellor of Herbal Tea (right)
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Even you your pets will be fit and healthy. "Come on gimme fifty push-ups you little pussy!
And....
Our Spiritual Advisor
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Do you have a suggestion for other details that would make the Island a more enjoyable place to live?
Send them to krankiboy@yahoo.com
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Good lord. You really are as funny as everyone says, aren't you.
You are very kind. Who's they? Do they have a paying writing assignemnt? Being altruistic-ish doesn't pay very well.
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