But I should back up just bit. Let's start you off slow with some basic breast questions.
1) Do you know what breasts are?
2) Have you or somebody you know ever seen a pair?
3) Do you like breasts?
4) Women's breasts?
5) Or are you just some catty chick who likes to see what you're up against in the Boobie von Tah Tah department?
6) Are you a good judge of breast size?
7) Do you think you can out score me? Without cheating?
8) I landed a 63 out of 100.
This post is dedicated to BEVIS and his breast obsession. The highest score gets an embarrassing picture of me.
Play Guess Her Bra Size - Because everyone likes breasts.
And if you don't like breasts then maybe you like helicopter games.
Helicopters are a lot like breasts when you think about it. They both float, they both require lift and thrust and must overcome drag in order to function properly and they can both be equiped with deadly machine guns.
So send me your score, and remember, we're on the honor system. When you cheat at breast games you're only cheating yourself.
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'This post is dedicated to BEVIS and his breast obsession.' - May I just say how chuffed, honoured and 'jazzed' I am to have a post dedicated to me? I'm thrilled, and I thank you.
Breasts are fantastic.
The game is loading now, but it looks like it'll take a while, so I may have to get back to you on my score.
I wonder if the American bra size system will be too different to what I'm used to... If so, I fear my score may not adequately reflect my breast obsession. But I don't want to make excuses.
You've hear from me later.
I can't believe that somehow I've managed to hook up my beloved Krankiboy and revered Bevis. I don't know how it happened. But I love it.
Way to go you two, with your brainy smart-arse heterosexual paldom.
Thanks, Ms Fits!
Anyway, I played the Bra game, and egad! (No, that's not a word usually spoken by Australians - maybe I should have said 'crikey', because natually we ALL say that word ALL the time down here!)
Oh, but I did terribly. I am ashamed to say that although the cup size thing seems to be universal, the measurement around the body is obviously based on something Satan thought up when he was in a bad mood.
Suffice it to say, it took me over half the game before I could work out what 33 corresponded to in bra sizes where I'm from. Yes, I'm back to making excuses.
Unfortunately, my shameful score was a very sad and pathetic 43. A woeful 20 less than Kranki-Pants, and it depresses me. This was certainly my kind of game, and I think if the options given had been in the style of measurements I understood, I would have done a lot better.
43. Crap. (But at least you know I'm not lying about my score!)
The good thing is, I will now go and convince my wife that I need more 'training' (no 'training bra' pun intended) in this sport, so I must leave you to go play a hearty game of Bedroom Bosom Buddies.
Kranki-Pants has earned the right to ask me in the morning how I scored.
I am adding my sad score of 40 to the board. I am obviously not too attentive when it comes to celebrities breasts. I'm impressed by your sheer talent when it comes to guessing breast size, Kranki.
Thanks. I'm proud of my 63. It's not easy to size-up celebrity breasts. I may have an advantage living here in LA. Some of the breasts I have had the pleasure of seeing some of the breasts in person (not bare). Ashley Judd, Rene Russo, Julia Roberts, Gwenyth Paltrow, and some others, oh yeah, the women from Friends. But I must not name drop, because it is sad and very uncool and a highly LA asshole thing to do. If breasts aren't your game maybe you could play online poker. That sounds like a good way to lose money. I hate that somebody posted that ADD on my blog, yet I will keep it there so we can mock it. I should charge for add space. Maybe put out my own line of lingerie. I should talk to Greg the Boyfriend about money making I think he's an Economics guy. I'd buy a Greg the Boyfriend T-Shirt or a Krankiboy tank top. Hmmm...
How about a BEVIS boob tube? (Not that I really earned it.)
Here in The States our parent's generation calls TV the boob tube. As in "Kranki, have you but just starig at the boob tube all afternoon." Is that slang only here in Imperialist Capatilist Pig Center of the Universe Land? We call what you're thinking of a tube top. But I can work with "boob-tube top." Alas GregTBF does not often return my love letters.
I think I need to get a little Austalian slang dictionary. They have one at the book store.
No, you're right - I'm familiar with both turns of phrase. I momentarily forgot to amend my musings for an international audience. Maybe if I'd suggested a BEVIS Bra, things may have been easier.
I can almost guarantee that the Australian slang dictionary will only contain commercial junk we never actually say, such as 'crikey', 'streuth', 'stone the crows' and 'bonza'. And don't get me started on how often we don't say 'put another shrimp on the barbie'. In fact, I've only ever known one person to ever have barbequed "shrimp" (we actually call them prawns, sorry to say), and that was only to see what all the supposed fuss was about. But perhaps it's a legitimate phrase for other Australians, I don't know...
Like Steve "The Crocodile Hunter" Irwin, Mick "Crocodile" Dundee and Yahoo Serious. Three wonderful representatives of our wide brown land who make us as proud as you guys would be if the only American celebrities the rest of the world ever knew were Pee Wee Herman, Richard Simmons, and the long list of 'participants' on The Jerry Springer Show.
Still, I'd be interested to know exactly what was contained within the Australian slang dictionary. I'm sure it'd be amusing to us all (probably for different reasons).
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