Where is the Love I once knew?
The more I write the fewer comments I get.
I am going on hiatus from writing until I have at least ten people - put comments on this post.
I love that people read it but it's supposed to be interactive. That way it's fun for ME. You can post anything you want. Good, bad, ugly... I don't care. Just post if you want me to write anything else on this blog.
I'm on strike until my demands have been met.
Sincerely,
krankiboy
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When I watch an episode of "Grounded For Life" I don't get an ad at the end of show saying, "If you people don't tell me what you thought of this episode I'm not going to do this anymore." I come to your site to read your post and be amused, not feed your ego. But here you go anyway - Kranki, this site is funny and you're a good writer. Please keep writing.
Is this just part of the whole "krankiboy" theme? You're getting pouty like a krankiboy? Or maybe you're just sensitive. I don't want you to stop writing. I like the stuff you post. It keeps me from putting bullets into my co-workers.
Are you having a bad day krankiboy? You should write about it.
I don't want to enable this pity party you're having either, Kranki. But I will- just this once. I enjoy your posts. Please keep writing.
Only seven more to go people. The first one doesn't count because that person watches Grounded for Life. Make up your own put down for the show.
K-boy, I may be a very busy and important executive these days but I don't forget my old and dear friends. You are the first blog I check in the mornings (after obsessively looking to see how many people have commented on mine), and the last I look to at night. You are Ricky to my Lucy; Vili to my Mary-Kay.
Don't stop the blog. I BEG OF YOU. DON'T STOP THE FUCKING BLOG.
Does this count as a comment? I like when you write more original material and less, "hey look at this other site." I guess it is a comment. In fact it's a comment, question and a critique. It should count three times.
It counts once because you are one person. And my comments don't count.
I have never commented but I find you extremely amusing and I would hate for you to stop. And two people who I work with think the same thing.
I would love to hear from them. Thank you for your comment.
To be honest I already commented. But does that makes the count three more to go? Come on y'all.
hey man. well done with the demands for recognition. I should learn something from this. The reference I made, wasnt directed at you. It was directed at some nutcase who kept on emailing me, telling me I am a asshole.
One can only wonder...
out.
dan
hullo, I work with one of the anonymous's up there and we very much enjoy your writing. She told me I had to comment and now I have. Please keep going.
OK, Kranki-Pants (I can call you Kranki-Pants, can't I? Oh, good - thanks), I just wanted to thank you for the kind comments you left me even though I did nothing - repeat: NOTHING - to deserve them.
Such as writing anything even vaguely interesting.
Although I realise that you may never return to this page and read this belated comment, I wanted to chime in with an encouraging comment of my own: YOU GO, GIRLFRIEND!*
I trust we will be seeing a lot more posts by your amusingly good self, which is a stupid and pointless thing to say as I have already seen posts you've since... well... 'posted'. (I believe that's the technical term.)
* This is not to indicate that I am in any way an African American, or a female, or that you are an African American, or a female.** Nor is it meant to indicate that I think the phrase "You go, girlfriend" is 'hip', 'cool' or 'not completely annoying'. And I am certainly none of those things either; please don't think that I am trying to imply that I am.
I am simply using the phrase (which, really, I might have been wiser to re-think rather than launch into such a long tirade of stupidity - but if we get to know each other a little better, Kranki-Pants, and I hope we do***, then you will soon discover that this is my wont) in a vain attempt to boost your morale (although it comes so desperately late and is clearly unecessary, as I can see that you're posting again - and good health to ya!) and hopefully not make you think that your kind words to me were ill-founded and a drastic mistake.
**I am also not trying to imply that this phrase is used exclusively by African American females, but it should be.
*** Although I am not a homosexual, nor am I insinuating that you are.****
**** And I am not saying here that it would somehow be 'wrong', 'different', or 'gay' to be a homosexual.
If you managed to read your way through that maze of postscripts and rubbish, you deserve a medal. Feel free to take one from the next 2004 Athen Olympian you see. Tell them it's OK; BEVIS sent you.
... er... I hope there's no word limit on these things...
Bevis, I got your comment. I see all comments; from the very brief "te he he :)" to the incredibly large and immense and big and long...* (see comment above as an example) Now I must nap to recover my strength.
* This is not intended to deter long** comments in any way.
** By "long" I am refering to length.***
*** not to be confused with width.
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