Porn or Pony?

I turned part of this link into a Birthday Card for Kylie, my sis (in-law)!

I bet you can't tell the Porn Stars from the Ponies?

She had her 26th birthday and we went out to an egregiously expensive Japanese Restaurant called Nobu. I've attempted to eat and enjoy raw sushi, but this stuff was actually good. Slimy, but good. There were lots of young LA brats who were able to eat there because they're sponging off their parents. I guess that would include me since Kylie's parent's paid for the meal. They always do, Odin, bless them. But I made a very lovely toast in the birthday girl's honor. Growing up as an only child I have to say I really like having a little sister (in-law). She knows her LA restaurants and she introduced me to my wife.

Let me know what you scored on the Pony Test. I value my comments, even though only four people responded when I asked for names, favorite ice cream flavors and where you live. If you haven't given them to me. Add your info in the comments. I want to see if I have more Aussie readers than I do American readers. Help the krankiboy sleep better at night with this knowledge. For every five responses I get I'll post one really weird picture.

Name, Ice cream, Location - thanks