Freckle Dick - Faster than any man alive!
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- kranki
- I can catch flies with my bare hands. I like Mint Chip ice cream. I was expelled from Nursery School. I like people that like me. If we were in prison together I would be the guy to talk to about procuring things. My favorite words are cumshaw, fustigate and girth.
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2 comments:
You did NOT call your dog Freckle Dick...
It's just a nickname. His real name is Loki, but I use all pseudonyms on the blog. In fact Penny complained that I gave her the name Penny. Who cares. At least I didn't call her Freckle Dick. I hope she doesn't read this, she'll hit me again. She knows how to box. I can already feel the bruise.
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