Yes, boys and girls, it's Tuesday again and you know what that means. No, not Spanking Night, that's been moved to Friday. It's time to shine the mega-wattage spotlight on the blog/web post that our editorial staff here at the Khronicles has deemed outstanding.
You shy readers haven't given any usable suggestions on what the Bloggy Award should look like OR what prize should go with it. So we're just gonna let the kid with the hairlip who works in the mail room decide.
I think it would be wrong to pick any posts that selfishly serve me so I'm going to award outside the box.
May I have the envelope, please... Thank you, my dear. (dramatic pause) And the Bloggy goes to...
IT'S A GOOD THING: TURN OFFS THAT TURN THE LADIES ON
By Erin Schulte, Meg Franz, Claire Zulkey, Rachel Kramer Bussel, Deidre Woollard, Jennie Dorris & Jami Attenberg
07.08.04
What makes a man sexy?
People magazine attempts to validate this very question each year with it's Sexiest Man of The Year issue. Always predictable, always safe, the popular magazine for mommies and mongoloids usually never strays too far from clichéd sexiness in choosing its cover boy -- Brad Pitt, Sean Connery, Johnny Depp, John F. Kennedy, Jr, etc. Yawn. Honestly, who would want to bang those guys? Brad Pitt has back acne. Sean Connery smacks his wife around. Johnny Depp lives in France. And John F. Kennedy, Jr. is a terrible pilot. Our ladies shirked rugged, handsome, wealthy, pretty boys and let us know their own personal x-factors in determining whether a guy is boneable or not. Perk up, loser lads -- one of these ladies could possibly be holding your next ticket to paradise.
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