Well, it appears to be a contest to suggest something for Heinz to put on their Ketchup. Care to help me? 8 words or less. Hmmm... Make sure it's appropriate like: "Eat Safe Always Use a Condiment" not something like "Mustard is my Bitch." If you send me your saying I will put it on a card and send it into the contest. So give me some suggestions.
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"Ketchup-- don't let your sandwhich fall behind"
"The Dutch put mayonaise on their fries-- morons!"
"Now 20% less 'ketchup water' in each bottle"
"Howard Stern Rules!" Sissy Prescott - Age 6
"Great on Picnics, Parties and Pussy." Timothy Prescott - Age 8
"Spaghetti Sauce For Hicks"
"Great Last Minute Halloween Costume"
"It's A Vegetable!" - The Corpse of Ronald Reagan - Age Ewww
Dear anonymous and very funny comment writer:
Now 20% Less Ketchup Water in Each Bottle. Is a winner. To ensure that it is under 8 words may I have your permission to change it to "Now 20% Less Ketchup Water per Bottle?" Heinz may think "%" (percent) is a word
'I shot the sherriff.'
"Drizzle me on your buns."
"No assembly required."
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