I was at my computer creating my S.N.E.E.D. organization the other day (Secret Network of Evil Evil Doers) when these two cute, young 18 or 19 year-old Jehovah's Witnesses girls knocked on my door. Do you think they sensed the evil and were sent by their all-knowing, omnipotent god to show me the error of my ways? It is a pretty odd coincidence, don't you think? I told them that my wife was sleeping late and this wasn't such a good time. It all sounds like the beginning to a sizzling hot porno, doesn't it? Well, it wasn't. You pervert!
Girl with clipboard: Can we leave you these materials to look over?
Me: Absolutely, please do!
Girl with no clipboard: Thank you, have a good day.
Me: (big smile) Sure. Good luck and happy hunting!
Door closes. They exit. From here I imagine their conversation went something like this:
Girl with clipboard: You don't think he's one of those poor lost creatures too wounded by life to hear the true word of God, our Lord, do you?
Girl with no clipboard: He could be a lost sheep. I just hope he doesn't post our material on some blog and mock us.
Girl with clipboard: Golly, I'm tuckered out. Spreading the word of God sure is hard work. Hey, let's go into this backyard and take a stress break.
Girl with no clipboard: Oh, goodie. Let's use the vibrating double dildo again. It's heavenly.
Girl with clipbaord: Yes! Oh yes, fill me with our Lord Jehovah's deep, sweet love!
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I'm offended. I am not Mormon, but come on... Do you really think that little of those two girls to have posted such a thing?
Sorry...I read the top of the watchtower. My post should have said that I am not a Jehovah's Witness. I just wonder if you are angry about something.
Do you have a problem with girls expressing their sexuality? I don't. Freedom of religion, speech and expression. God bless!
No, they seemed like nice wholesome God-fearing young ladies. They have the freedom to come knock on my door and I have the freedom to write about it. I'd have it no other way.
Yes. Much like red wine, religion stains are very hard to scrub out of a carpet.
This is what somebody else posted and then removed. Read it before my last comment and my comment will make sense.
"I encourage all Jehovah's Witnesses to drop by my house in future. There, men and women are like are most free to express their religion and sexuality, as long as they don't get it on the carpet."
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