Okay, Mr. President, if you look up at the top left window, you'll be able to see my darling, twin daughters, Kelly and Nelly. They've been so happy since they joined the soccer team.
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- I can catch flies with my bare hands. I like Mint Chip ice cream. I was expelled from Nursery School. I like people that like me. If we were in prison together I would be the guy to talk to about procuring things. My favorite words are cumshaw, fustigate and girth.
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4 comments:
Hi Donkey. I checked out your site. It's short but it seems clear that you like Donkeys. Why don't you make it so people can put comments on your posts? Thanks for visiting.
No such problem with Kerry he knows how to use the military equipment. That and the speaking in complete sentences thing may carry the day. But this is America, so unless we're talking about the Olympics I always have low expectations for this backwards nation.
I'd love to agree, but as I live in another country, agreeing with the above statement would undoubtedly prove to be very bad for my health. I'm allergic to bombs, you see.
No, seriously. I have a note from my doctor and everything. Please don't kill me and everyone in my family.
Sorry, even if your note is signed by the United Nations Security Council and the Geneva Convention, it will not protect you. They're both Un-American.
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