This game that came to us from Quirkie is lovely fun.
You type "(your name) needs" into Google and post the first 10 results.
I also want to thank Fluffy for pimping my blog. There are a few more things to add on but golly gee she did a kick arse job with those picture links.
Oh what fun and oh how amazingly accurate this google is. I had to do Kranki with the traditional spelling to get results but they are remarkable accurate.
1) Kranki needs... to get laid.
Amen brother, Amen! It's the gospel truth. I am 90% sure I remember how it's done.
2) Kranki needs... to take a flame thrower to this forum! Kill them newbie cooties!
But I like this forum and I encourage newbies. And as my voting record shows I am pro cooties.
3) Kranki needs... another haircut.
Again this is stunningly correct. I am in danger of sprouting a semi mullet if I let a few more weeks pass.
4) Kranki needs... to be BANNED FOREVER.
That seems a tad harsh. How about half of forever instead?
5) Kranki needs... about 7 and ½ hours of sleep to ...
To what? To do what?? Pretty much to do anything properly I suppose.
6) Kranki needs... an Alka-Seltzer. Plop, plop. Fizz, fizz.
7) Kranki needs... to change his diapers. His whiny review stinks! ...
8) Kranki needs to step off a bit and keep his comments to himself. Anyway, it's
time for me to hit the trail. But before I go, I want to know if you're ...
What? "if you're..." what?
9) Kranki needs... some warm milk to settle his nerves.
And if I could wake up in 2008 with a sizeable bank account that would be nice too.
10) Kranki needs... to find some blog inspiration so he doesn't have to steal post ideas from other bloggers.
Okay, I wrote that last one myself.
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Brilliant. So apt! It's perfect.
Oh, and I'm first again. Yay me.
You so would not have been first if I'd got word verification sorted out sooner.
Oh right, I was actually going to make a comment, too.
And that comment was this:
...
Oh forget it. This morning's jokes are so over now.
[grumps off]
I wonder if Google can be used for evil.
Hang on, Quirkie ... it took you over 40 minutes to 'sort out' the word verification thing?
You poor thing ...
You see, what you do is ... you look at the letters shown in the image and type those exact words into the little box.
If you get it wrong, a roomful of people somewhere laughs at you, but don't be put off by that. The thing gives you another try (but you have to start again because the letters are all different).
BTW, that was simply harmless, fun, poke-you-in-the-ribs-in-a-friendly-kind-of-way, light-hearted humour, that was.
No offense. It wasn't cutting sarcasm or biting facetiousness.
LOVE!
:)
Dag!
Let Kranki figure out what that means.
(And they didn't give me a new word, that was the problem. Stop taking focus away from the fact that I was technically first.)
See you next post, buster.
You're on.
*narrows eyes*
*dramatic chord*
*fade to commercial break*
C'mon Kranki, we can only hold this mexican standoff for so long.
[hand quivering over the holster, her eyes briefly flick over to a passing tumble weed]
If only I knew how to simulate the tune from (I think it is) The Good, The Bad & The Ugly. You know the one ... the stereotypical menacing "stand-off" whistle and strings thing.
Da-da-da-da darrr ...
Dah dah dah ....
That's about as good as I can get it. It's pretty bad, and I'm pretty ugly, so all-in-all, I've got it covered.
Yes! Exactly the whistle that was going through my mind. (Apart from that of the wind between my ears, heh.)
Oo-ee-oo-ee-ooooooo.
Nah. It just doesn't work in print, does it.
I think your version translates better. :)
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