Certain things will remain a mystery.
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- kranki
- I can catch flies with my bare hands. I like Mint Chip ice cream. I was expelled from Nursery School. I like people that like me. If we were in prison together I would be the guy to talk to about procuring things. My favorite words are cumshaw, fustigate and girth.
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- First Grade Friday
- Why?
- I have decided...
- Hail to the Chief
- Disaster, Fungus AND Parasite?
- Certain things will remain a mystery.
- I like it Raw.
- Breakfast of Champions
- Rude Awakening
- The Good the Blog and the Ugly
- Hello Planet Earth!
- Fuck You Antarctica!
- Eric Bana, Van Morrison, and Why Pants are Evil!
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9 comments:
Oh well that's just fucking asking for trouble.
*calls lawyer*
*ring ring*
Ah! The happiest sound of them all!
*answers phone*
Hello, Dancing Queen Law Services, Mama Mia speaking. Oh, hello Sherriff. Say what? He did? Well, we'll just see about that!
*hangs up phone*
*wrings hands with greedy glee*
Money, money, money!
FIN
*curtain*
*applause*
*Sherriff's Lawyer reveals himself to be ... *
... ME!
(Knowing me, knowing you.)
Aha!
I think it's cool that the B's are in different directions. It makes the word even more palindromical than just being a palindrome. But I also think I don't get out enough.
*gets a life*
At school I was once in an Abba tribute band.
*gets a life*
My sister, her husband, Wifey and I once dressed up as ABBA and sang a parody of Dancing Queen at my brother's music-themed 21st, centred around him being an actor (it was amusingly titled 'Drama Queen', and was actually hilarious - if I do say so myself*).
I was the bearded dude. It was strangely liberating.
* And I do.
ABBA's shorter fifth member suffocated on leather fringe during that photo shoot. I saw it on "Behinds The Music."
umm.... really? I don't believe any of you except Jelly.
Mine's true. I swear it.
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