I have always wondered who the vast majority of my blog readers are. Some of you I have had the pleasure of bantering with, some I have spoken to on the phone, some I've met in person and three of you were kind enough to let me eat whipped cream off your tummies.
But who are the rest of the fine men, women and children with discerning taste enough read my blog?
Well I have no fucking clue. But I have a new feature that allows me to see where the readers are coming from. I had no idea that the Khronicles had such a wide international circulation. People from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan to Riyah, Saudia Arabia, Portugal, Sri Lanka, all the way round the world to my delightfully warped Australian friends. I have said it before but it is still my dream to one day be the David Hasselhoff of Melbourne. This Christmas I shall be spanning the globe stopping at the home of anybody who will have me. No, just Australia. But damn would that be a strange adventure if I did try to visit everyone. It would make a damn fine book or documentary film.
It would either be called Attack of the Blog People or Around the World in Kranki Days
The last 100 readers locations are shown below. Don't foget to look at #69 and say "Where the fuck is that?" Oh and feel free to giggle when you read # 28 on the list. I will never be able to think of Georgia quite the same way again.
1)
Austria
Graz, Steiermark
2
United States
Downey, California
3
United States
Atlanta, Georgia
4
Australia
Woodville, South Australia
5
Australia
6
Australia
Blacktown, New South Wales
7
United States
Los Angeles, California
8
Australia
9
Australia
10
Sri Lanka
11
South Africa
Cape Town, Western Cape
12
Saudi Arabia
Riyadh, Ar Riyad
13
United States
Medford, Oregon
14
United States
Dayton, Ohio
15
Australia
Perth, Western Australia
16
United States
Saint Louis, Missouri
17
Australia
Fitzroy, Victoria
18
United States
Harrison, Arkansas
19
Australia
20
Australia
Cammeray, New South Wales
21
United States
Columbia, Maryland
22
United States
Huntington Beach, California
23
Australia
Canberra, Australian Capital Territory
24
Canada
Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
25
Australia
26
Australia
27
Australia
Sydney, New South Wales
28
United States
Cumming, Georgia
29
Australia
Narre Warren North, Victoria
30
United States
New York
31
United States
Grove City, Pennsylvania
32
United States
Valencia, Pennsylvania
33
United States
Brooklyn, New York
34
New Zealand
Wellington
35
United States
Dekalb, Illinois
36
Canada
Toronto, Ontario
37
United States
Los Angeles, California
38
United States
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
39
United States
Greendale, Wisconsin
40
United States
Lewisburg, Pennsylvania
41
Canada
Edmonton, Alberta
42
United States
Livingston, Wisconsin
43
Australia
44
Canada
Toronto, Ontario
45
United States
Penfield, New York
46
United States
Modesto, California
47
Australia
Sydney, New South Wales
48
United States
Downey, California
49
United States
50
United States
Orem, Utah
51
United States
San Diego, California
52
United States
53
Australia
54
United States
Beverly Hills, California
55
Mexico
Tijuana, Baja California
56
United States
Omaha, Nebraska
57
Australia
58
Canada
Saint John, New Brunswick
59
United States
Sunnyvale, California
60
United States
Buckner, Kentucky
61
United Kingdom
Leeds
62
United States
Beaufort, South Carolina
63
United States
Bonita Springs, Florida
64
United States
Canoga Park, California
65
United States
Lansing, Michigan
66
United States
Fremont, California
67
Australia
Perth, Western Australia
68
United States
Chicago, Illinois
69
United Kingdom
Stoke-on-Trent
70
United States
Alexandria, Minnesota
71
United States
Rogers, Minnesota
72
United States
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
73
Australia
Melbourne, Victoria
74
Australia
75
United States
Tucson, Arizona
76
Barbados
Brittons Hill, Saint Michael
77
Australia
Parramatta, New South Wales
78
United Kingdom
Reading
79
Australia
Mortlake, New South Wales
80
United States
Everett, Washington
81
United States
Mclean, Virginia
82
Australia
Lindfield, New South Wales
83
United States
84
United Kingdom
Ipswich, Suffolk
85
Australia
86
United States
New Hyde Park, New York
87
Australia
88
United States
Los Alamos, California
89
United States
Orangeburg, South Carolina
90
United States
Las Vegas, Nevada
91
United States
Middletown, New Jersey
92
United States
Las Vegas, Nevada
93
United States
Winston-salem, North Carolina
94
United States
Mount Morris, Michigan
95
Portugal
Lisbon, Lisboa
96
United States
Tucson, Arizona
97
United States
Arlington, Texas
98
United States
Devils Lake, North Dakota
99
United States
Mastic, New York
100
Australia
Melbourne, Victoria
I love you all. Nobody more than my first blog love... Ms Fits. The rest of you can take what's left of my affection, split it up 700 ways, put it on the tip of your tongue, and suck it.
You make the act of sitting in front of a computer and rambling about nonsense worthwhile. If it weren't for you I'd get so much more done in a day. For that I humbly thank you.
Let's all hold hands and sing!
Thursday, September 08, 2005
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YOUR CUMMING* TO AUSTRALIA!!!!
WHEN?!!
MEET ME MEET ME!!!!
We can go out to bars and I'll dress old and use someone elses ID!!
*starts preparing self to meet blog hero*
*mispelling intended to be humoUrous**.
**'U' capitalised to highlight and celebrate cultural differences.
[warning, boring and sincere comment to follow]:
it's a bit scary to see the stats like that. what percentage of readers do you think generally comment?
[ok, relax, now here comes something more lighthearted]:
[silence]
[can't think of anything]
[leaves with a smile]
I hate to disappoint you K but most of those were me. I travel a lot and where ever may be I always like to check in on the Khronicles.
Just like the Beach Boys, I get around.
Xmas in Australia!
Anna: Only if you dress really, really old with a grey wig a cane a grandma dress and bifocals. And you must call everyone "dearie" or "young person" or "fuckster"
Melbgirl: It seems that more people comment when the post involves cute animals, politics or lesbians. I'm hard at work on an epic Rock Opera that combines all three.
Fluffs, can I use your frequent flyer miles? Oh, I saw pictures of your tiny man. He's cute enough to eat with a spoon.
Speaking of Beach Boys. Brian Wilson walks/jogs/lumbers around the park near my old school. He moves like a zombie. "Look kids if you don't stay away from drugs you could become like that man right there."
*children gasp and begin to whimper and weep*
NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO BE MEAN TO BRIAN!
*cries*
*recovers*
Hurrah, I think that was me at number 33.
Sometimes I don't believe that you *crying* is 100% real.
I guess it is kind of creepy and voyeuristic of me to read your blog and never comment, but I usually don't feel that I have anything much to contribute...
Also it kind of feels like the first day of highschool where I don't know anyone, and I'm to shy to talk to the cool kids.
But this is one of the very best blogs I've come across.
*runs away*
Cabin: Check.
Mushrooms: Check
SECRET MOUNTAIN TOP LOCATION FOR BIZARRE ANTICS THAT LEAD TO FOURWAY SEX PARTY IN SEEDY MOTEL AT FOOT OF AFOREMENTIONED SECRET MOUNTAIN: Check.
ohmigod. HURRY, HURRY!
Is it too desperate to get a new hairdo* in anticipation?
*I have never before used this word in my life and am not at all certain why I chose now to begin.
Because your true identity of a 1960s gogo dancer is coming out, Ms Fits. Like, far out.
Kranki, I'm excited to hear that you'll be in Australia at Christmas. You do know that it'll be snowing, right? Pack lots of heavy, warm clothes. You're gonna need 'em. It gets freezing here in December!
Gun Street Girl, welcome to those of us who talk. Come back and speak again sometime. Your input is valued (except by Kranki - he's nasty like that).
Sherriff, as our American friend is coming to town, and due to the crazy incorrect spelling they like to use over there, you forgot this one ...
Blank: Check.
Kranki needs to bring us all a bunch of those.
Oh, and I think I was one of the plain 'Australia' ones. Boring, I know.
I was definitely there, though. I check this blog all the flippin' time. It's like a sickness.
No, it is a sickness.
More meds, please.
Ah, proof I don't exist.
hmmm...Maceió Brazil seems not to be on the list. Perhaps your location thingie has something against Latin America.
I'm actually moving back to Chicago at the beginning of October, so my stats will be changing. But I'll still be reading!
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