Now a Slice of Life with George and Laura Bush
Laura Bush: "You know, George and I both feel that colored people such as yourself are a vital part of America."
Dubya: "That's right. In fact we just hired us a nice negro-colored girl at the Crawford Ranch. She gets the laundry all white and bright. And I think she puts like a fabric softener. Smells nice too."
Food Bank Worker: Um...
Laura Bush: "You see America is much like the pots you use here in your kitchen. It's where all the different kinds of people or "ingredients" mix together to make a more diverse and interesting recipe."
Dubya: "You know, I think whatever it is you do here at the Food Bank is great. I think food and black people go real well together. My family has always been a friend to the Negroes. In fact, anytime we had pancakes we always used Aunt Jemima maple syrup."
Food Bank Worker: "Well, uh... that's not really--"
Dubya: "And your children. I even care about your beautiful children. Cuz ta me, I see both little white kids and niglets as an important part of our future."
Hail to the Chief!
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Dubya's patronising head-tilt just sums it all up, doesn't it?
"And what does your kind eat?"
BTW, am I the only person reading Kranki's blog now?!
There were 237 other people who have read the blog thus far today. Weird.
Kranki & Fluffy: Glad to hear it. I was beginning to hear my own echo when I left comments here, that's all.
I was going to write Bevis so it looked like your name was echoing, but I then realised that I don't know what that would look like, so I didn't do it.
Possibly something like:
Bevis ... evis ... evis ... vis ... vis ... is ... is ...
... but I could be wrong.
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