Assorted Images of Love

Love comes in many forms.


Look at the joy on the faces of these big boned folks.

All thanks to the folks at Great John


Here is some info about the company. Yes it's the "Mission Statement" from the people that make toilets for fat people.

"For years the wants and needs of the large-size community was not addressed. (kranki note shouldn't it be "were" and not "was" Sorry, yes, I am commenting on the grammar of the mission statement from the people that make toilets for fat people.) Being a ceramic manufacturer, our understanding of these needs only came about in the clinical environment of a plastic surgery institute that we also own. Having large-size people amongst our ranks and in our families made our goals very clear. We had to form a company that would specialize in bringing bathroom products to the market that would really fit and make our lives safer and better. The tasks were laid out. Getting feedback from the users and over a three year period of research, we are able to bring our products to the market. Our journey is not over, it's actually just beginning. We will continue in our research to bring you more, new and exciting products that we hope will keep on making our life better."

They sure are some "exciting products." I also love that they consider creating a toilet for fat people to be "a journey that has just begun" and then they casually mention that they also own a plastic surgery institute. WTF? Let's do some lyposuction and make you thin Mrs. Barnes. Wait, are we making as much money as possible? What about those fat bastards that are stubbornly okay with being over-weight, how can we make a pleasantly plump sum off those chubbsters? Eureka! Toilets for fatties. My uncle says the regular toilet seat cuts into his thighs like a hot knife.

I also love the bit about "Getting feedback from the users over a three year period of research." Sign me up for that gig. Mr. Lardly, tell me... When you defecated in our prototype how did you feel? Was it a good crapping experience?

Can you show me where on your ass you felt the pinching sensation, Mrs. Felcher? We want to make taking a shit a little slice of heaven for you.

note: Seat provides “Anti-slide movement fins” for safety and you can't spell the word saftey with out the letters y-e-s f-a-t.


Why is the rocket taking off from down town in the redlight district? Is it a metaphor for sexual satisfaction? I love that you can read that sign as GAYS or GRLS.




And here we see little Mittens the kitten. All mittens wants is some milk. He's starving. But those are pure silicon, Mittens. Ain't no milk coming out of there anymore. Possibly some saline. Poor, poor kitty. It's like the irony of being lost at sea and dehydrating while adrift on a vast ocean of water but not being able to drink a drop.



Um. What in the fuck is going on in this picture?

Hank: (Chuckle) And now that Angie has dumped you, she's my girl. I sure do love stuffing her full of my man meat. No hard feelings, right Chad... Chad?... Chad... CHAD NO!

Love hurts people. Now go to the website and look at this.

"• 100% factory flush tested • Ceramic tested to 2000 pound loads." Wow. That's a big deposit.