Tuesday, August 17, 2004

The Mystic Powers of the Internet

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that there is no more accurate way to see your future than getting an on-line tarot card reading. I defy you to disprove my bold and scientifically un-sound statement.

Although it did tell me what I needed to hear. Be patient. I drew the Temperance card. I hope temperance doesn't mean I have to stop drinking alcohol. Because, as Homer tells us, "Alcohol is the cause of and the solution to all of life's problems." No that's not in the Illiad or the Odyssey the other Homer. What would my life be without problems and solutions? Boring. Unchallenging and probably pretty wonderful. Where do I sign up? So while I am sitting here being patient, you go for it.
Carpe Tarot!

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