Saturday, August 14, 2004

Interpol Thwarted by Mystery Woman


Interpol authorities are searching for:

Ms. Fits, aka Holly C., aka El Diablo de la Muerte con Queso, aka Mrs. Butterworth

This person may be responsible for the disappearance of Hopkin the frog. You may refer back to the "Have You Seen Hopkin?" post. Do not try to apprehend her yourself. She is likely armed, scrappy and very sarcastic. She knows many bad words and will not hesitate for an instant to use them, even on infants and the elderly.

4 comments:

ms fits said...

I cannot BELIEVE you have compared me to a bottle of syrup. You live in gaylordsville and I will punch your nads when I see you.

kranki said...

I don't think anybody is reading my site anymore. Am I on some kind of Blogger Blacklist? I'll fight back the tears and press on. I suppose I'd better put some of my baby batter on ice in case your punch to my nads is as damaging as I suspect it'll be. If any of my kids are born with bruises on them, we'll know you were responsible.

kranki said...

I don't think anybody is reading my site anymore. Am I on some kind of Blogger Blacklist? I'll fight back the tears and press on. I suppose I'd better put some of my baby batter on ice in case your punch to my nads is as damaging as I suspect it'll be. If any of my kids are born with bruises on them, we'll know you were responsible.

Anonymous said...

LOL awsome.

You two friends?