It feels like I'm straddling the Pacific Ocean right now. One foot in LA and one in Melbourne. I've lost touch with friends in both places and I'm somewhere over the Pacific.
I can catch flies with my bare hands.
I like Mint Chip ice cream.
I was expelled from Nursery School.
I like people that like me.
If we were in prison together I would be the guy to talk to about procuring things.
My favorite words are cumshaw, fustigate and girth.
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Hi.
I can see right up your pant leg.
In a similar vein to fluffy above, that would make ur socks roughly above Canberra - they're smellin a lil stale.
(sorry I coudldn' do any better than that - I was aiming for light hearted yet encouraging)
Hi too.
Sorry man. In touch soon.
I guess one should mention something about the sharks and your dangly bits.
Great, now you've alerted the sharks. Chai, you're no longer my genital bodyguard. I'm sorry, it's just not working out.
Yes, I had been meaning to talk to you about that. It's just that the right time never really presented itself.
I hope you choose a side soon and be done with it.
The suspense is killing me!
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