Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Rock the Mullet!



I actually met this guy while out with a few friends some weeks ago. He was hanging out with some of his buddies at a trendy LA bar sipping beer and rocking things mullet-style. How and where my friend got hold of this picture I have no idea. But he has a smug slightly too tan hillbilly hip-hop hipster quality that makes me want to gouge his eyes out tear off his ear ring and stuff it down his throat. My best guess is that he must be a drug dealer to have such a woman draped on him. Is he so uncool that he's cool?

Or maybe he's just so incredibly sexy that my brain can't process it and has to shut down to avoid an overload.

Your input is appreciated. Help me out on this one.

xo Kranki

11 comments:

Peter said...

Nice cheekbones, I suppose.

And someone should get that girl a cardigan - her kidneys will be freezing (not to mention her ass-crack).

kranki said...

Yes, all teh better make a smug pouty smile.

BEVIS said...

Despite his hair, 'Dean' seems to have done alright to pull a girl whose idea of a smart outfit to wear out appears to consist of a pair of shoelaces.

Well done, Dean.

Stupid work, Shoelace Girl.

apples said...

he's oh so orange!

Sponky said...

He looks like he's wearing a McDonalds outfit, and she is obviously so drug fucked she can't tell what the hell she's hanging off (or hanging out).

Nice tits though.

daveh said...

Maybe he has read the book 'The Pick Up Artist' as he looks like how I imagine the guys in the book would look, and they all seem to have good track records. Also he may have told her he was aussie tennis brat Lleyton Hewitt's lil bro.

davethescot said...

ps kranki daveh is actually me, just to avoid any confusion.

kranki said...

I was told that that book was ace. Do you recommend it dave?

davethescot said...

I wholeheartedly do, it's the same guy who co-wrote the motely crue book, the dirt. I think with you living in la la land for the time being, it would be a tres interesting read.

BEVIS said...

Little bro? He looks a lot older to me.

And she looks like a blonde Natascha McElhone.

Anonymous said...

Dude does not compare to the real king of the mullet.

http://mulletor.com/