Sunday, April 02, 2006

Know the Signs

My friend told me that she recently got so drunk that she actually gave away her pet cat. So I'd like to take a moment to help out all four of my Khronicle Readers.

Here are some other subtle indicators that you may have a drinking problem.


If you're comfortable sitting in this position it's a sign that you may have a problem.





If this image reminds you of your weekend, you may have a problem.




If your work as a road sign designer is starting to slip, it is definitely a sign that you have a problem.


Kindly send me something to make me smile. I spent all last night sulking about work crap and 18 out of 24 hours on Saturday sleeping on my couch.

6 comments:

Jellyfish said...

"My friend told me that she recently got so drunk that she actually gave away her pet cat."

*hysterical laughter*

That is the best first blog sentence EVER.

We knew my friend Annie's mum (age 55) was trashed at New Year's when she tried to ride the neighbours dog. I believe that's what therapists like to call a 'red flag'.

miss pea said...

hahaha. i didn't quite give her away! i just umm... said maybe, and didn't remember a thing in the morning.

BEVIS said...

Well, I guess this makes me Reader # 3, then.

I found this post to be hilarious! Don't go feeling bad about stuff, Kranki - you're brilliantly funny!

I'm going to see if I can send you anything. Not sure what, but I'll have a think.

Just for you.

Chai said...

Let's see... It wasnt an April Fool's joke but a few years ago, there was this multiple choice quiz being sent around that worked out "Are you a Megalomaniac?".
You know 12 questions and the higher the score, the more power hungry you are.
What I did was add another 2 points to all the answers before I forwarded it on.
So instead of finishing in a certain category, you'd finish in a category 2 levels higher.
Let's say it screwed with a few heads.
Hmmm... wasnt as funny as I remembered it, but I assure you, it was very funny then.

kranki said...

I'm pretty sure a verbal maybe is all that is required for a drunken cat transaction. Maybe that's just in California.

Mma Crankypants said...

One morning I woke up with a terrible hangover and no covers on my bed. I spent about half an hour looking for my doona and eventually went outside and found it folded up neatly and placed in the recycle bin. Hmmm 'red flag'?