Saturday, February 18, 2006

Dogs, Rain, and Tom Cruise

I know my dogs don't like rain and I know that I don't like Tom Cruise. Does that mean that logically it follows that

A) My dogs don't like Tom Cruise


B) Tom Cruise does not like rain.

C) Krankiboy has been drinking expired cough syrup.

D) None of the above.

E) Entertain me with your response. I'm running out of cough syrup.


Magical_M said...

It means that your dogs are very intelligent.

Tom Cruise is a tool.

ms fits said...

It means that your dogs have been drinking Tom Cruise's expired cough syrup*.

*dirty metaphor.

BEVIS said...

It means ... ah, I can't top that.