This was in my inbox. The Spelling is what disturbs me. Monkeys on sedatives couldn't spell filled that badly.
Usurpation B. Taxied
Fw: Young Bitch Fileld with Cum
Sun 06/19
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I think it might just be an "R" rated link. I didn't open it because:
A) The poor spelling did not bode well for the quality of the youthful cum-filled bitch.
B) I was afraid to look because it might have been like some female German Shepherd and that would be upsetting.
C) It makes no sense as we are all walking around filled with... you know.
D) I did not want to risk setting off a Spam-alanche that might bury my poor inbox with a plethora of offers to play Online High-Stakes Poker, purchase cheap Viagra, or enlarge my penis so much that it can be seen from outer space.
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From space, you say?
If you're anything worth your weight in penises, Kranki, you'd buy Cialis. Viagra is so 2004.
I'm soorey miy sepllting wass szo poure. I thorhgt uyo woud appericiete tha immagus i sent two yoo, byt claerlyi yuo'r a speeling snob yu ba$+rd.
BVESI
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