I have a pretty good post on the horizon. This is merely a pre-post to the actual post. I just wanted to let you know that as Jelly so nicely put it "cryptically bitching" about people on my blog actually has positive results.
They are:
1) Several friends immediately get back in touch with me. Cool.
2) Fluffy wants to hold me to her blog bosom and nurture me back to happytown. I haven't seen the bosom yet, but she's pretty damn nurturing.
3) My penis grew 2 inches and I got rock hard abs
4) Bevis refers to him self as friend ZZZ
5) The Lesbian girls next door decide to have hot sex with the curtains open.
6) I feel a bit better.
7) The theme from Sanford and Son ring tone arrives on my phone.
8) Cats and Dogs make sweet love with each other.
Actually my dogs cornered a possum in the backyard earlier tonight. It was a big fucker. They are simultaneously cute and scary. Kind of like a baby holding a handgun. Which, by the way, I don't recommend.
I want to go to a shooting range. Get out some aggression. Or just go Gallagher on a stack of melons. I will put links to Jelly, Fluffy, Possums and Gallagher later. For now, if you really want to, you can find them.
So yeah, as I was saying before I so rudely interrupted myself with extraneous thoughts, I have what I hope will be an amusing interactive blog on the horizon. Now I am going to pass out someplace near my bed. You wanna cyber spoon?
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I said beneath Friend ZZZ, but if I've moved up into that position, I'm happy with that too.
BEVIS
{cyber spooning kranki, while whispering...} "i could really go for some watermelon pulverizing! grab the plastic sheeting!"
Is it me or is it hot in here?
Miaow! I will smash your sweet melon all night long!
P.S. This is the first comment I've made that disturbs me.
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