Here are some other subtle indicators that you may have a drinking problem.
If you're comfortable sitting in this position it's a sign that you may have a problem.
If this image reminds you of your weekend, you may have a problem.
If your work as a road sign designer is starting to slip, it is definitely a sign that you have a problem.
Kindly send me something to make me smile. I spent all last night sulking about work crap and 18 out of 24 hours on Saturday sleeping on my couch.
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"My friend told me that she recently got so drunk that she actually gave away her pet cat."
*hysterical laughter*
That is the best first blog sentence EVER.
We knew my friend Annie's mum (age 55) was trashed at New Year's when she tried to ride the neighbours dog. I believe that's what therapists like to call a 'red flag'.
hahaha. i didn't quite give her away! i just umm... said maybe, and didn't remember a thing in the morning.
Well, I guess this makes me Reader # 3, then.
I found this post to be hilarious! Don't go feeling bad about stuff, Kranki - you're brilliantly funny!
I'm going to see if I can send you anything. Not sure what, but I'll have a think.
Just for you.
Let's see... It wasnt an April Fool's joke but a few years ago, there was this multiple choice quiz being sent around that worked out "Are you a Megalomaniac?".
You know 12 questions and the higher the score, the more power hungry you are.
What I did was add another 2 points to all the answers before I forwarded it on.
So instead of finishing in a certain category, you'd finish in a category 2 levels higher.
Let's say it screwed with a few heads.
Hmmm... wasnt as funny as I remembered it, but I assure you, it was very funny then.
I'm pretty sure a verbal maybe is all that is required for a drunken cat transaction. Maybe that's just in California.
One morning I woke up with a terrible hangover and no covers on my bed. I spent about half an hour looking for my doona and eventually went outside and found it folded up neatly and placed in the recycle bin. Hmmm 'red flag'?
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