I would like to encourage all six of my readers (that's six if you include me) to make comments on my postings. They can be totally anonymous, brief, or as wordy as you like. It can be critical, comical, and it can be written in any language of your choice. I just want to see how my readership is or isn't increasing. I want to give you more of what you like. I want to pander to your requests and not just write whatever comes into my mind. Not really but I do want comments.
*For the shy readers I've written a wide variety of suitable comments:
(THE DIFFERENT TYPES OF COMMENTS ARE IN PARENTHESIS)
1) (SMALL WORLD) Hey, krankiboy, what a coincidence. I had an iguana that I used to dress up in barbie clothes, too.
2) (CONDESCENDING) I don't think you know what the fuck you are talking about, tool.
3) (NERD READER) You misspelled "ignorant" as ingorant. It doesn't reflect well on you and your fine blog.
4) (JILTED LOVER) My girlfriend left me because of something she read on one of your blogs. I'm gonna find you and beat you like a dusty rug, bitch!!!
5) (SHY) :)
6) (VAGUE) Your blog totally blogs!
7) (STUBBORN) I don't want to comment on this post.
8) (RANDOM & IRRELEVANT) "Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage." - Smashing Pumpkins
9) (RUDE, YET KIND OF CLEVER)
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('@') - Hi Krankiboy. I'm a pig...
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~/ \ ...And your Blog is so bad that I want to roll around in it.
10) (ENTHUSIASTIC) Yes, yes... Blog me... Blog me... oh, yes... yeah-yeah, more oh, right there, oh, oh... I'm almost there, don't stop, oh my Blog... uh uh uh uh.... Don't stop...aahhhhhhh. Sigh. I need a cigarette.
So please send me comments.
Sincerely,
Krankiboy
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See now, asking for comments makes you seem kinda desperate, Kranki. You're better than that. Don't ask us what we want to read. We don't know. We just like other people's lives, the way others see the world. Knowing what you'd blog about sorta goes against the whole blog idea. You blog, we'll read and you never know, we might even comment too.
PS. I wish I got your toddler reference but I hafta say I didn't.
Dear Krankiboy
I do not find your call for comments to be desperate or needy. I think you are funny as all fuck.
ms fits
x
p.s. please feel free to mention me and how nice I am in further posts. This will make me read and appreciate the Khronicles even more.
As a wise and sarcastic man once said. "The jokes you have to explain are always the funniest."
But I will explain. "That really smothers my toddler." A variation on "that really burns my biscuit." Just another way of saying "you know what really upsets me..." I used to have trouble keeping up with Dennis Miller references until I decided not to try and understand them all. FYI: People who have worked for him have told me he's not exactly the most gracious man. But if you see Dennis, tell him I loved the joke where he says "I wear two condoms all the time so, when I take one off to have sex I'm a wild man. It's kinda like swinging two bats in the on-deck circle."
I enjoy your blog as much as I enjoy pizza. Unless it has too much green pepper on it, then I don't like it. So please don't put green pepper all over your blog.
I am sorry you don't like green pepper I will try to refer sparingly to green pe- that particular vegetable. Let me prepare you because there will be some stories about mushrooms.
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