Thursday, August 10, 2006

How I Spent My Summer Vacation

I'm sure that in a few days millions of American school kids will be delighted to be starting back at school once again. No doubt the vast majority will be forced to write essays entitled "How I Spent My Summer Vacation" for their utterly fascinated teachers.

Mainly these Summer stories revolve around trips to Disneyland or Splash Mountain water parks or visiting grandma in Florida. There is always the little pompous rich kid who seems to enjoy addressing the class to tell them all about his European Excursion and all the countries that he went to and all the culture he absorbed. "I even ate snails!" Ewwwww. And their favorite place of all in Europe was France - gay.

Often there is a weird mischievous cousin in the story who either did something dangerous with fireworks or was cruel to somebody's pet cat or hamster.

Sometimes there is a family funeral that the kids feel compelled to write about and totally brings the class down. However that's only if it's one of those downer kids who shares things that nobody really gives a dead rat's buttock about.

There is the child of the hippies who went to agriculture camp and connected to the earth and will bother you for the rest of the year to recycle.

Theatre camp for some of the narcissist kids who have now been encouraged to be loud and sing show tunes on the bus to field trips.

And there is always a kid who will tell you in extreme detail what level he got to on his new Xbox video game

I have already written my own "How I Spent My Summer Vacation" essay. It completely covers everything new and different and exciting that I've done with myself over the last two months.

I hope you enjoy the read:
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How I Spent My Summer Vacation
by Anti-social Asshole
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This past summer I grew a beard. Then it got annoying so I shaved it off.
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The End
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Please submit your 1 to 88 line long essay that tells how You spent your Summer/Winter vacation. I will grade them and give you my inappropriate teacher comments.

1 comment:

davethescot said...

Not had a vacation yet.

Sucks to be in the southern hemisphere, miss you heaps.

Love and cuddles. any ophotographic evidence of beard?