Friday, August 11, 2006

Bumper Stickers

I was on my way back from Northern California today. While driving along the Pacific Coast Highway I saw hundreds of bumper stickers adorning cars and trucks. Here are just 4 of my favorites with some comments.


1) If you can read this then you can probably also smell the FART I just made for you. Stop Tailgating Me!

I truly hate people who drive so close to me that they make my ass itch. This bumper sticker is pro-safe driving and a bit low brow. I approve.

2) GOD was my Co-Pilot... but we crashed in the Andes and I was forced to eat him.

This one shows a blatant disgust for organized religion's pushy preachy attitude. Two thumbs up!

3) Shaving is behaving! Take a Razor to your Bush.

It's playful, slightly dirty, political, and it rhymes. I approve.

4) I Love Porn

Simple, brave, and refreshingly honest. Kudos to you sir.


Have you seen any good bumper stickers? Share.

11 comments:

Buck Fudd said...

GOD was my Co-Pilot... but we crashed in the Andes and I was forced to eat him.

Well, that is the Christian thing to do.

I wish my god was a loaf of bread and a bottle of wine, but I think he's actually a stale pizza crust and half a can of warm beer with a cigarette butt in it. But I have faith.

Buck Fudd said...

I can't go past the Darwin Fish - a christian fish symbol with a pair of legs and the word "Darwin" inside it instead of "Jesus". Brilliant.

http://www.uga.edu/columns/991025/campnews.html

Enny said...

I'm considering going to the sticker shop to get the fart joke one made up for me!

Sara said...

My two all time favs:

"A fool and his money are soon partying"

"I'm pro-accordeon and I vote"

(obviously a sarcastic take on the age-old pro-choice/ pro-life debate...love it, love it, love it!)

davethescot said...

Apparently this one is popular in the lone star state.

"A Village In Texas Is Missing It's Idiot"

I like it.

kranki said...

Bucky I suppose you are correct. cannibalism is encouraged by Christianity.

I'm not only gonna love my neighbor... I'm gonna eat her.

Tuppence said...

"Rack off and die, lefty scum".

I asked the Young Lib if he had any more, but sadly, he was all out.

cuntman said...

A couple of common examples around here are:
I fish and I vote
&
I shoot and I vote

My favourite is:

I like stickers and I vote

A close second was:

(Insert name of commercial FM radio station) rocks your miserable life

MelbourneGirl said...

the best ever bumper sticker i saw was:

DON'T BE LATE FOR BETTY BLUE.

very, very true.

BEVIS said...

"I hate bumper stickers"






(Hello, you.)

lula said...

if you don't like my driving, dial 1800-suck-shit