I was on my way back from Northern California today. While driving along the Pacific Coast Highway I saw hundreds of bumper stickers adorning cars and trucks. Here are just 4 of my favorites with some comments.
1) If you can read this then you can probably also smell the FART I just made for you. Stop Tailgating Me!
I truly hate people who drive so close to me that they make my ass itch. This bumper sticker is pro-safe driving and a bit low brow. I approve.
2) GOD was my Co-Pilot... but we crashed in the Andes and I was forced to eat him.
This one shows a blatant disgust for organized religion's pushy preachy attitude. Two thumbs up!
3) Shaving is behaving! Take a Razor to your Bush.
It's playful, slightly dirty, political, and it rhymes. I approve.
4) I Love Porn
Simple, brave, and refreshingly honest. Kudos to you sir.
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GOD was my Co-Pilot... but we crashed in the Andes and I was forced to eat him.
Well, that is the Christian thing to do.
I wish my god was a loaf of bread and a bottle of wine, but I think he's actually a stale pizza crust and half a can of warm beer with a cigarette butt in it. But I have faith.
I can't go past the Darwin Fish - a christian fish symbol with a pair of legs and the word "Darwin" inside it instead of "Jesus". Brilliant.
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I'm considering going to the sticker shop to get the fart joke one made up for me!
My two all time favs:
"A fool and his money are soon partying"
"I'm pro-accordeon and I vote"
(obviously a sarcastic take on the age-old pro-choice/ pro-life debate...love it, love it, love it!)
Apparently this one is popular in the lone star state.
"A Village In Texas Is Missing It's Idiot"
I like it.
Bucky I suppose you are correct. cannibalism is encouraged by Christianity.
I'm not only gonna love my neighbor... I'm gonna eat her.
"Rack off and die, lefty scum".
I asked the Young Lib if he had any more, but sadly, he was all out.
the best ever bumper sticker i saw was:
DON'T BE LATE FOR BETTY BLUE.
very, very true.
"I hate bumper stickers"
(Hello, you.)
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