Does having a big valley make you hot to go up their alley?
Cougar size? Meow! *vomits*
*shakes head in disbelief*
Do any of you remember Jenni from Jennicam.com? This made the voyeristic nerd in me a little nostalgic.
The next two are from Postsecret.com
I thank my friends... Sprago and Jellyfish who brought my attention to this fascinating sight. Also, I'm concerned that I freaked Jellyfish out with an email I sent her recently. I have really got to stop offering to impregnate women. But by nature I'm a giver... so it's difficult.
It's important to remember all the quality time spent with loved ones.
Whether it's true or not this is sill a tad unsettling.
Please! Don't eat these. The best thing I can say about them is that they taste like fermented cough medicine-flavored Gummy Bears with a slightly stickier consistency.
Here is... The chicken who... Birdkini time... uh... This chick... hen...
I've got nothing.
Follow-up problem. Can you calculate the probability that this mathematician is getting laid?
Math Man, why not channel that frustrated genius into something womankind can appreciate you for?
Add a bit of melted butter... Maybe some paprika.
And below is perhaps my favorite recent find on Post secret.
This one whispers into my ear like the soft voice of a lover urging me into naughty behavior.
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"Whether it's true or not this is sill a tad unsettling."
That one freaked me out too! It's so oddly, darkly beautiful, that PostSecret site.
By the way, I miss ya, Kranki! Come play!
Ahahaha! Nice post, and no, you DID NOT freak me out. I've had one-line emails from the Sherriff which were infinitely more disturbing, I promise. (And also thouroughly adorable. Of course. *hugs Sherriff*) I just have no life at present, and no time for email. SOON!
When the chicken picture came up I was puzzled for a second at why it didn't have nipples or a bush. Only a second!
...the twin towers thing is not really disturbing. what is more disturbing is that there are probably thousands of people doing the same thing in Asia after the tsunami...
I am going to treasure that cover of Modern Ferret for some time to come
And they said that the Camel Toe Cup was going to be a flash in the pan only to be swollowed by the anals of... woops.
I hear that it's going to be a new sporting event as well.
Time to shine up the cup.
The Camel Toe Cup is haunting. And yet... strangely alluring.
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